In the pub last night, i copped for a darling young lady.
Whilst walking home, over the big hill, we were chatting and basically getting a bit horny. So we lay down on the hill for a bit of ,how's yu father.
On getting comfy, she jumped to her feet and said "i can't do it, i can't trust you".
feeling a little gutted, i replied "don't worry i'll wear protection".
adamant, she said "no i can't....you're not on the level"!.
