OK we can all do that.....
You will have to supply your own funny voice for the foriegner.
And put whatever nationality you want to his origin.
Father opens the door to a distraught looking foriegn gentleman, his face was streaked with tears.....he tried several times to speak and eventually stumbled through the following.
"Sorry sir we come from far.....my brother he die....we work long hours for low pay...now he dead.We must send his body home to rest in our country so that our relatives can pay respects ....can you help us Sir?
Father looks puzzled "What can I do to help ?"
"If you can spare just £1 we can send him home sir.......thank you Sir"
Grandad poked his head around the corner with his christmas club money in his hand....
"Here lad" he said handing over a handful of tenners....
"Send a couple of families back with him as well"
Boom boom
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