 Shit Happens
My Brother just walked in with this t-shirt;
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
Toaism- Shit happens
Hare Krishna- Shit happens RAMA RAMA DING DING
Islam- If shit happens,take a hostage
Zen- What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism-When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism- Confucius say, 'Shit happens'
7th Day adventists- Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism- Shit wont happen if I work harder
Catholism- If shit happens,I deserve it.
Jehovahs witness- Knock, Knock, 'Shit happens'
Unitarian- What is this shit?
Mormon- Shit happens Again & Again & Again
Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism- Lets smoke this shit |