Oh I wondered why everyone was calling it Bengali night when I thought it was Bonfire night! Duh! Thought I'd got the dates wrong or something!
And all those crazy cards I got when I thought it was Christmas saying 'Happy Winterval'. And what was going on in the shops this year? No irritating Christmas songs...no Christmas trees anywhere? Why was nobody interested in having a Christmas day this year? Oh yeah I forgot it must have been banned by the Labour party so that we wouldn't offend muslims.......
Oh sorry getting my wires crossed again......this is what only happens in 'news'papers..... |