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Originally Posted by Pie'n'mash  Ha ha, the first two would definitely kill you.  |
Excuse me madam! I will have you know that I am a strapping 6'1', blond, blue eyed 11st 6Ib specimen of arrayan descent.
Okay have to admit to having to take the odd medication, i.e. water tablets, Viagra and Prozac, If the Viagra don't work then I take Prozac, then I don't give a s**t. Indomethacin for my gout, Laproxodin for my hiatus hernia, Glucosamine for my totally shot knee and hip joints, caused by marathon running (to many).
I have to admit having the odd vodka and coke. I stopped drinking it for two weeks until I noticed that Smirnoff shares had dropped through the floor.
But apart from these minor ailments, I am as fit as anybody........................................... ...................................who has been admitted to the mortuary.