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Originally Posted by The Relic  Himself. He was signing it. |
Whata guy! don't know what i'd do without you, huh!
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Digger considers himself to be overweight, though my view of is that as he is a natural body which can also be said to constitute a force of nature, like the Sun and the planets, he exists in his ideal state. Can the Sun be said to be overweight? Can Jupiter? No. Therefore neither can Digger, or Fern Brittan for that matter. Though Fern is really rather gorgeous, and I couldn't possibly say the same about Digger.
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What an entirely pleasant and meaningful way of telling your pal he is a fat bastard...I can just see Digger now, jaw dropped and gazing lovingly at you as you spew all that bullshit, and take him from reality to your dream world...staggeringly magnificent, GO Relic.