Things to do before you die - Page 3

easyg · 02-02-2008, 03:51 PM

FOR PITYS SAKE YOU TWO GIVE IT A BLOODY REST, OTHERWISE I WILL SMACK BOTH YOUR LEGS AND SEND YOU TO BED WITH NO SUPPER

easyg · 02-02-2008, 04:06 PM

Anyway, to get back to the ORIGINAL thread

I would like to be caught making love to a beautiful woman of 25 at the age of 80 by her jealous husband

I would like to complete a marathon, with a 100Ib pack on my back, (again)

I would like to live for six months in the Canadian Rockies housed in a log cabin with all the supplies that I need with no contact with the outside world (on my own)

I would like to apologise to every person that I have made feel bad.

Pie'n'mash · 02-02-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by easyg

Anyway, to get back to the ORIGINAL thread

I would like to be caught making love to a beautiful woman of 25 at the age of 80 by her jealous husband

I would like to complete a marathon, with a 100Ib pack on my back, (again)

I would like to live for six months in the Canadian Rockies housed in a log cabin with all the supplies that I need with no contact with the outside world (on my own)

I would like to apologise to every person that I have made feel bad.

Ha ha, the first two would definitely kill you.

poppy · 02-02-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by easyg

FOR PITYS SAKE YOU TWO GIVE IT A BLOODY REST, OTHERWISE I WILL SMACK BOTH YOUR LEGS AND SEND YOU TO BED WITH NO SUPPER

Ooohhh Skinny yes please I should love that

, well praps not the no supper bit

skinny · 02-02-2008, 04:37 PM

Skinny? Thanks for the insight!

Pie'n'mash · 02-02-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by terrywit

forth bridge?

I still don't get it Terry?

easyg · 02-02-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie'n'mash

Ha ha, the first two would definitely kill you.

Excuse me madam! I will have you know that I am a strapping 6'1', blond, blue eyed 11st 6Ib specimen of arrayan descent.
Okay have to admit to having to take the odd medication, i.e. water tablets, Viagra and Prozac, If the Viagra don't work then I take Prozac, then I don't give a s**t. Indomethacin for my gout, Laproxodin for my hiatus hernia, Glucosamine for my totally shot knee and hip joints, caused by marathon running (to many).
I have to admit having the odd vodka and coke. I stopped drinking it for two weeks until I noticed that Smirnoff shares had dropped through the floor.
But apart from these minor ailments, I am as fit as anybody........................................... ...................................who has been admitted to the mortuary.

easyg · 02-02-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by poppy

Ooohhh Skinny yes please I should love that

, well praps not the no supper bit

Ermmmmmm poppy that was me as said that.

easyg · 02-02-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by poppy

Ooohhh Skinny yes please I should love that

, well praps not the no supper bit

You ain't been on the old hemlock have you??????????

Pie'n'mash · 02-02-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by easyg

Excuse me madam! I will have you know that I am a strapping 6'1', blond, blue eyed 11st 6Ib specimen of arrayan descent.
Okay have to admit to having to take the odd medication, i.e. water tablets, Viagra and Prozac, If the Viagra don't work then I take Prozac, then I don't give a s**t. Indomethacin for my gout, Laproxodin for my hiatus hernia, Glucosamine for my totally shot knee and hip joints, caused by marathon running (to many).
I have to admit having the odd vodka and coke. I stopped drinking it for two weeks until I noticed that Smirnoff shares had dropped through the floor.
But apart from these minor ailments, I am as fit as anybody........................................... ...................................who has been admitted to the mortuary.

LMFAO, you are getting a rep point for that post my friend.