johnyboy

My Brother just walked in with this t-shirt;

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Toaism- Shit happens
Hare Krishna- Shit happens RAMA RAMA DING DING
Islam- If shit happens,take a hostage
Zen- What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism-When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism- Confucius say, 'Shit happens'
7th Day adventists- Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism- Shit wont happen if I work harder
Catholism- If shit happens,I deserve it.
Jehovahs witness- Knock, Knock, 'Shit happens'
Unitarian- What is this shit?
Mormon- Shit happens Again & Again & Again
Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism- Lets smoke this shit

Sweetpea

English (Atheism) - Shit happens, Ahwell!

David Courtney

Seen that before on a website. Wouldn't wear it around any muslims though.

skinny

It's a good point...shit does happen...it's how you deal with it that makes the world tick fucking tock.

Shit happens sounds like a throw away comment, but when it comes down to it it is yourself that comes under question... and how you deal with it, from stubbing your toe, to massive carnage.

Life sucks some times, get used to it

skinny

Hahahahahaha...i'll have that one