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11-15-2006, 12:33 PM
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|  Who's on first the next generation.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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11-15-2006, 08:35 PM
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Shouldn't that be in the humor section?
Last edited by skinny : 11-15-2006 at 08:59 PM.
Reason: showing Dave how to spell humor
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11-15-2006, 08:38 PM
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It is! 
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11-15-2006, 08:38 PM
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Personally I don't think it's terribly funny.
Edit: and Will I think it was perhaps a reference to the spelling of humour? | |
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11-15-2006, 08:42 PM
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If it is, it only took 6 months to come up with it.
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11-15-2006, 09:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by David Courtney  Personally I don't think it's terribly funny.
Edit: and Will I think it was perhaps a reference to the spelling of humour? | Who me or him?
Ahem...David, i think you have spelt humor wrong..... | |
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11-15-2006, 10:19 PM
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Clever :P | |
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11-15-2006, 11:09 PM
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okay boyes the "site racist" found this in another forum....... Quote:
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls work and says,
"Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
You got nice house."
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11-15-2006, 11:59 PM
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I've heard that joke before, but not with a Chinese bloke...I suppose that's meant to make it funnier? | |
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11-16-2006, 12:07 AM
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OK we can all do that.....
You will have to supply your own funny voice for the foriegner.
And put whatever nationality you want to his origin.
Father opens the door to a distraught looking foriegn gentleman, his face was streaked with tears.....he tried several times to speak and eventually stumbled through the following.
"Sorry sir we come from far.....my brother he die....we work long hours for low pay...now he dead.We must send his body home to rest in our country so that our relatives can pay respects ....can you help us Sir?
Father looks puzzled "What can I do to help ?"
"If you can spare just £1 we can send him home sir.......thank you Sir"
Grandad poked his head around the corner with his christmas club money in his hand....
"Here lad" he said handing over a handful of tenners....
"Send a couple of families back with him as well"
Boom boom
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