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skinny · 05-09-2006, 10:43 PM

no i'm not ......... but i'm good?

skinny · 05-09-2006, 10:45 PM

A raisin

skinny · 05-10-2006, 11:20 AM

Doctor Doctor: I can't stop my hands from shaking

Doc: Do you drink a lot

patient: not really...i spill most of it

had_enough · 05-10-2006, 10:41 PM

paddy's wife took paddy to see a marraige counsellor
doc she said, the spark has left our marriage...can you help
The doc thought long and hard and suddenly had an idea
He grabbed mrs paddy and kissed her till the sparks began to fly
you see said the doc to paddy
this is what your wife needs twice a week
ok doc said paddy..i'll bring her in on tuesdays and thursdays

sybylyfyrysms · 05-11-2006, 12:04 AM

what's the difference between a penguin?

Bruv · 05-12-2006, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sybylyfyrysms

what's the difference between a penguin?

The foil wrapper?

Is this a ..............."My dogs got no nose"........... type joke Syb?

sybylyfyrysms · 05-12-2006, 07:31 AM

one of its legs are both the same.

heheheee

skinny · 05-12-2006, 09:35 PM

Two Blondes Walk Into A Building ....... You Would Have Thought One Of Them Would Have Seen It!!

skinny · 05-12-2006, 09:38 PM

He's A Hard Face Git In't He........

Sid · 05-12-2006, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sybylyfyrysms

one of its legs are both the same.

I can't believe it. Someone else who knows that joke. I thought I was the only person who thought that joke was funny.

I heard it was a duck though.

Is it not is as well, not are, after all, it's only one pair of legs.

Sorry! I'll just go and hit myself instead of you doing it.