sybylyfyrysms

two potheads are walking down the high street.
suddenly, a fire engine whizzes past with sirens screaming.
one pothead says to the other "man, i thought they'd never leave."

hhahahahahaaahahahahahahhahahhaahahhhahhhahahaa

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David Courtney

I don't get it.

Bruv

A man walks into a shop and asks for a bar of soap.
"Do you want scented ?"
"No I have my bike outside"

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Bruv

Two nuns in the bath....one says
"Wheres the soap?"

"yes it does doesn't it ?"

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David Courtney

That one makes no sence either.
edit:first one made me chuckle though.

skinny

In the pub last night, i copped for a darling young lady.

Whilst walking home, over the big hill, we were chatting and basically getting a bit horny. So we lay down on the hill for a bit of ,how's yu father.

On getting comfy, she jumped to her feet and said "i can't do it, i can't trust you".

feeling a little gutted, i replied "don't worry i'll wear protection".

adamant, she said "no i can't....you're not on the level"!.

sybylyfyrysms

toke deeply.

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Bruv

FOR DAVE.............a play on words Dave

"Wears the soap"


Wears...........to become thinner or disappear because of abrasion or heavy use.
PM me for more help.....there are ladies present

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Bruv

Talking of jokes that dont make sense.

Myself and a mate had a long standing NON joke that would be brought out on occasions just for fun.........We would start to laugh as soon as one of us began to tell it.....then as we rolled around on the floor, everybody else would look as if they "got it" or rather than appear not to "get it" would laugh too.Then there would be the analysis, the explainations, puzzled looks etc.

Of course the joke was there was no joke....strange how people react.....very very funny.

The Joke....

Two Nuns in the bath....one said pass the soap....the other said "NO Radio"

Im laughing now.........silly sod.

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Toke

noun (plural tokes)
Definition:

puff of marijuana: a puff on a cigarette or pipe containing marijuana


transitive and intransitive verb (past and past participle toked, present participle tok·ing, 3rd person present singular tokes)
Definition:
puff marijuana: to puff on a cigarette or pipe containing marijuana

[Mid-20th century. Origin ?]

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