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Old 05-16-2006, 01:50 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I know what toke means...
The rest of what you said makes no sence :|
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:18 PM   #32 (permalink)
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well, there's knowing and then there's knowing.
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Old 05-29-2006, 05:04 PM   #33 (permalink)
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How do you make a blond laugh on Wednesday?



Tell her a joke on Sunday!
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Old 05-30-2006, 11:53 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Sid pulled their car over by the side of the road and showed Casper where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day . It was a warm summer day. Me and her were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Sid recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Casper.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"



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Old 05-30-2006, 01:28 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I don't get that one either.
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Old 05-30-2006, 02:31 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Ahh shame....poor Dave
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:34 PM   #37 (permalink)
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You suck...bloody oldies.
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:42 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Are you really 17

The blonds dumb....der

The mother's a sheep....der

Or are you havin me at it, tricky?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ringwraith18
You suck...bloody oldies.
heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeheheee.

hey ringo, i don't even think old age is an excuse for all the sucking and baaaaaaaaa-ing i've seen in this forum. heheeeee.
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Well i find it funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DvPlBZzhSI
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