couldn't resist this one
A Manchester man walks into a joke shop on Blackpool front, and sees a brass rat.
Man: how much for the rat?
Shop owner: £50 with it's story £20 without.
Man: I don't think so, there's £20, and leaves with his new rat.
Whilst walking up the Promenade he hears the patter of little feet behind him, looks round, and sees 50 rats chasing him.
He quickens his step, looks round, 200 rats are now chasing him.
He starts to run up the pier, looks round, 2000 rats are now right behind him. He thinks, Oh shit, and throws the rat in the sea, the 2000 rats jump in after it, all committing suicide.
The man goes back to the shop and as he walks in the owner says, with a big grin, ahhh you've come for the story of the rat.
No, says the man, have you got any brass scousers? |