Alright, but I'm not very good at telling jokes.
A man is in a gun shop, looking for a new scope for his sniper rifle.
As he's trying out the scopes that the shop has to offer, he idly looks round the nearby houses, when he suddenly spots the gun shop owner's wife and the milk man having sex. Astonished, he hands the scope to the gun shop owner, who looks through it and, sure enough, sees his wife with the milkman.
Enraged, he hands the man his best quality rifle and says "If you can shoot my wife's head off and the milkman's cock off in two shots, you get to keep the rifle".
The man looks through the scope, turns back to the gun shop owner and says "What will you give me if I do it in one?".
Ha ha.
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