skinny

Hi Will, i just thoght i would give you some of my mummblings and opinions on your cracking site.

I was looking around for a site such as this before Sid mentioned your site.Without reading too many posts i just signed up.After reading quite a lot of posts on the old and new Forums i realised you have a nucleus of very intelligent members and found myself a little out of my depth with some of the conversations.I've just read the thread ,O'lord no, where you touch on appealing to new members.I can see my dilemma occuring to other people.
This is not a moan because i find said conversations to be highly interesting, and am very happy to be a member.

A bit of lighthearted fun would be a nice change ,as it seems to be a little thin on the ground.A joke Forum would be nice as everybody must like a joke... surely.How feasible this would be i know not.

I'm not trying to bring everybody down to my level because i like learning .I'll give The Rellic a special mention here because i've learnt a lot of long words off that gentleman.....very informative.

I'll go now because i've got cramp in my fingers.
THEY CAN'T STOP US LAUGHING:

I've just realised i've put this under new thread when i was trying to reply.
I'm not typing it out again so sorry about that.!

Sid

Here's a joke for you then. Very lame, but it's a joke.

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

And another, this is a peach, but longer.

Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."

Will

I have thought about doing it for a while, what the hell let's go for it. Just promise me you'll keep it filled with plenty of entertaining posts. For a small forum membership, we have a high rate of activity, and it's all down to you guys. So I'm more then happy to accomodate you if it means more postings. New members of course would be a bonus too.

skinny

how low can we go Will?

Will

As long as they don't break the rules (which I haven't actually put up since the update, so just pretend you know what they are), go for it. Just ask yourself, "What would channel 4 do?"

Bruv

Will said....
Fleeting images of the Big Brother lawn, a drunken female and.......

No Will No....


"Whats a Shih Tzu?"

"A Zoo with no animals"

It tickled me......

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I thought I knew more than this...before I started talking

Will

Lol, OK I should have thought a little harder about that. I'm actually tempted to say sod putting rules up though, as long as things don't get out of hand I think we can live without them.

tigger

whats that quote? rules were made for fools and the guidence of wise men.the females may not agree.