illegal poem

bugsy · 09-19-2006, 01:13 PM

> Illegal Immigrants Poem
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> I cross ocean,
> poor and broke,
> Take bus,
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> see employment folk.
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> Nice man treat me
> good in there,
> Say I need to
> see welfare.
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> Welfare say,
> "You come no more,
> We send cash
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> Welfare checks,
> they make you wealthy,
> NHS it keep
> you healthy!
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> By and by,
> I got plenty money,
> Thanks to you,
> British dummy.
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> Write to friends
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> Tell them 'come
> fast as you can.'
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> They come in turbans
> and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks
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> They come here,
> we live together,
> More welfare checks,
> it gets better!
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> Fourteen families,
> they moving in,
> But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
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> Finally, white guy
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> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,
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> "Find more aliens
> for house to rent."
> And in the yard
> I put a tent.
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> Send for family
> they just trash,
> But they, too,
> draw the welfare cash!
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> Everything is
> very good,
> And soon we
> own the neighbourhood.
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> We have hobby
> it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay
> for baby feeding.
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> Kids need dentist?
> Wife need pills?
> We get free!
> We got no bills!
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> Britain crazy!
> He pay all year,
> To keep welfare
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> We think U.K.
> darn good place!
> Too darn good for
> the white man race.
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> If they no like us,
> they can scram,
> Got lots of room in
> Pakistan.
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skinny · 09-19-2006, 01:48 PM

Although i agree with a lot of what is writen there i think we have been over all that is mentioned.

I think this will get a sharp rebuke from some but i find it funny, just on a comical level you understand.

bugsy · 09-19-2006, 02:54 PM

I agree whole heartedly!

sybylyfyrysms · 09-19-2006, 03:08 PM

this place be a stuck record.

Bruv · 09-19-2006, 05:51 PM

Self penned bugsy ?

At least it kept you off your other obsession for a while.

Humorous on a childish level....what more could we all expect ?

Sid · 09-19-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruv

Self penned bugsy ?

No, it's definitely not written by him, unless he sent it to himself in an e-mail from a computer other than his.

Try telling me I'm wrong bugsy!!!

ahwell · 09-19-2006, 07:50 PM

I think everyone gets their knickers in a twist over not a lot. I for one had the odd chuckle but then i would wouldnt i ? Many of you will remember the Irish Catholic comedian Dave Allen. How I laughed at him poking fun at his own religion. Its a shame people cant look at humour for what it is, like he did' instead of claiming holy war and outrage.

Bruv · 09-19-2006, 08:16 PM

Sid are you saying that bugsy hasn't an original thought in his head ? or just that he is an accomplished copy and paste master ?

If I may take exception to the premise of the dissertation with a little critique ?
Entitled "The Illegal Immigrants poem" the first stanza has us believe someone who by his own admission is "Broke" catches a bus.......with what did he purchase his ticket?
Then he arrives at the Employment Exchange without any ID such as National Insurance number or P45 ,P16, driving licence, and he is then advised that he will no longer have to make any more attendances, but his money will be sent directly to his non existent home address ( another check ie.... residency ......required by such agencies) Unless of course he had previously arranged for lodging before he arrived penniless.....but this was not mentioned in the narrative.
There is also talk of "Welfare Checks" but why didn't they check his documents before making payment cheques ? Thanks for drawing this flaw in the welfare system to the authorities attention.
It would appear also that the level of benifits are far too generous if these people can afford to buy up whole nieghbourhoods, while in reciept of medical benifits and childcare allowances, especially while driving around in Ford trucks, what about the pollution problems in our inner cities ?

See.............I can write bollox but at least I write it myself.

Sid · 09-19-2006, 08:21 PM

But the difference with Dave Allen poking fun at his own religion and what Had has posted is entirely different.

If an Asian man had just met another Asian man and one asked the other whether he was Paki, that would be entirely different to someone saying "go away you Paki", or words to that effect.

It's all about what's behind the words. Had believes, or should I say, I assume from past posts, that he has a serious problem with anyone who isn't white.

> They come in turbans
> and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks

> Finally, white guy
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> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,

Says it all really!

ahwell · 09-19-2006, 08:32 PM

Sid I dont want to go in to the serious side that much but im sure we all know someone from from a different Continent taking the piss out of our outdated system i also know more from this country that do, I personally have heard from my wife today of one such case. It happens we all know it, Why live in denial ? With a thing like the poem you should take it with a pinch of salt and if anyone dislikes it so much write one in reply. Ps Dave Allen had the right idea and was no different at all and ive got to swat another daddy long legs.