terry witless

WTF quoting Churchill? bit right wing for here is it not, how's about a "They sowed the wind and now they are going to reap the whirlwind" not very PC but a lovely world war 2 qoute from a man big in "city centre planing"

Sweetpea

No comment.... in glorious Technicolor! - Harold Wilson, 1963,

terry witless

thats better..... a man who decriminalised homosexual practices over the age of 21 & legalised abortion in part 67 was a good to be a member of the labour party

Sweetpea

No Comment is the name of a post-punk group from Split, Croatia

terry witless

just post the wikipedia url as a link, saves you typing / cut & pasting

Sweetpea

No Comment is also the name of a co-ed a cappella group from the University of Illinois.

terry witless

deeply interesting & informative first churchill and now you also a bit of a shaggy fan too?

Yo man
Yo
Open up man
What do you want man?
My girl just caught me
You let her catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen
With who?
The girl next door, you know?
Man
I don't know what to do
Say it wasn't you
Alright

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Love on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You bettah watch your back before she turn into a killah
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her, say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say
Makes a claim and you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter
It wasn't me
Saw me kissing on the sofa
It wasn't me
I even had her in the shower
It wasn't me
She even caught me on camera
It wasn't me
Saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn't me
Heard the words that I told her
It wasn't me
Heard the screams getting louder
It wasn't me
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Love on the bathroom floor

I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da gigolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Rik-boy your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

But she caught me on the counter
It wasn't me
Saw me kissing on the sofa
It wasn't me
I even had her in the shower
It wasn't me
She even caught me on camera
It wasn't me
Saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn't me
Heard the words that I told her
It wasn't me
Heard the screams getting louder
It wasn't me
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Love on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to your reasonin' it makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player but you're completely lost

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Love on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

It wasn't me
It wasn't me
It wasn't me
It wasn't me

Sweetpea

Max: You haven't slept with her, have you?
William: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.
Max: "No comment" means "yes."
William: No it doesn't.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: DEFINITELY no comment.
Max: You see? It means "yes."

Bruv

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Sweetpea